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‐ Previously
on "Good Girls"...

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‐ A few weeks ago

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that thing with
the bank truck burning up,

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crazy how much it cost me.

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‐ Can't do another one.

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I have a wife.

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‐ Oh, the bitch
who stole my money?

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‐ Convince women
these are real,

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you get ten times the money.

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He didn't know any women
who could afford a real one.

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‐ And we do?

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‐ We might have to find them.

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‐ We could send him to private
school, St. Anne's.

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‐ Did you see the game?

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‐ Dude, you were so good.
You scored, like, 20 goals.

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‐ I at least want
my husband out.

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‐ Not until we know
where the money goes.

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‐ I made a deal to get you out.

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‐ What did he make
you do this time?

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‐ It's not him.

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‐ Do you want this over or not?

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‐ What if he finds it?

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‐ Improvise.

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‐ Grandma loves Grisham.

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‐ Let me ask you all something.

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What are we doing here?

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‐ Like, right now?

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‐ I mean this operation.

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‐ Yes, you.

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‐ Trying to

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get the bad guy.

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‐ Ah, how?

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‐ Yes, yes, go ahead.

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‐ By following the money.

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‐ And what would get
in the way of that?

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‐ Um...

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‐ If you don't...

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what?

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‐ We don't...

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‐ If you don't‐‐

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‐ Show up on time.

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‐ 'Cause today we got here
before you did.

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‐ No, no, uh‐uh.

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If you don't

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tell us...

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that you're
screwing the target.

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‐

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Yeah!

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Why didn't you tell us?

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‐ Um, because I'm not?

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‐ Your wire would disagree.

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‐ Okay.

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I'm not screwing anyone,
all right?

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‐ Except your friends

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if you want to keep this deal.

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‐ You did it
with him again, dude?

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‐ Not it.

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‐ Then what?

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‐ You know, the other thing.

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‐ Did it involve your vagina?

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‐ Sort of.

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‐ And his penis?

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‐ No.

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‐ So his hm?

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‐ No.

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‐ So his huh.

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‐ Okay, I was trying to
distract him.

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‐ By trapping his fingers?

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‐ Because he was going
to see your wire.

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‐ Unbelievable.

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‐ In his abuelita's house.

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‐ I really don't care
how many bases you rounded.

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‐ They just call her grandma.

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‐ Oh, the boss, right?

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‐ How was I supposed to know?

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‐ Now we're right back
where we started.

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‐ None of this is my fault.

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‐ Okay, just what are we
supposed to do now?

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‐ 'Cause, like,
we really need this deal.

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‐ You are back on the bench.

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One of you two
will have to pinch‐hit.

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‐ Now I'm getting confused
because the baseball stuff

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is blurring with
the sexy stuff and...

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‐ No part of that man
is getting any of this.

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‐ Her wire's still hot.

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‐ Anything good?

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‐ Well, Grandma loves
"Two and a Half Men."

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She's totally sick of CPK,

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and her foot doctor
appointment's on Tuesday.

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‐ What about our guy?

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‐ Oh, he's gonna need her.

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‐ Just don't ask me
to wear a wire again.

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‐ What were you
guys talking about?

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‐ Hey.

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Little Money wants me to cut
the crusts off now.

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‐ You thought about how we're
gonna sell these things?

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‐ Ask me, it's the best part.

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‐ All right. Check this.

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‐ Hm, that's swank.

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‐ Four bedrooms,
open floor plan,

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mad curb appeal.

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‐ Yeah, who's staying there?

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‐ We are.

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It's right by Harry's school.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

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‐ With all those rich moms,

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it's the kind of place
you buy a top‐notch purse.

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‐ Yeah, if you got
two Gs a night.

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‐ One of the girls
at the salons

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cleans these pads
in‐between guests.

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‐ Well, won't they know that
we don't live there?

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‐ Not if we say we do.

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‐ Nah, I can't fake
that kind of money.

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‐ All these bitches
care about are their houses,

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their charities,
and what everyone else has.

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‐ Exactly.

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‐ Okay, you can
just be my arm candy.

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Hey, it's your ass on the line.

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‐ Beth can't be a part of this.
‐ Okay.

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‐ I mean, she makes everything
about her.

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‐ You're right.

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‐ No, I don't think you're
hearing what I'm saying.

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‐ I am.
‐ She does whatever she wants,

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whenever she wants.
‐ I know.

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‐ And the rules don't
ever apply.

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‐ You're right.
‐ Next thing you know,

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you got a bullet in your other
knee, I'm back in jail‐‐

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‐ And she's living large.
‐ Yes.

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She can't even hear about this.

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‐ I agree.

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‐ You know I'm talking about
Beth Boland, right?

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‐ Yup.
‐ Your homie.

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‐ Got it.

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‐ Really?

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‐ She doesn't tell me
everything she does.

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‐ Huh.

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Okay.

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Good.

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‐ They were out of Windex.

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‐ That boy's onto something.

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That's good as hell.

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‐ Oh, no.

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‐ Oh, yeah.

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‐ Mugs?

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‐ Sit down.

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‐ I was really hoping
for more of

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a to‐go kind of
coffee situation.

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Just, uh,

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just lay it on me, bruh.

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‐ You were right.

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‐ Hm, exciting.
About what?

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‐ I want to pull Ben out
of St. Anne's.

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‐ Wait, what?

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‐ I don't want him to
turn into a rich dick.

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‐ But you wanted him to
go in the first place.

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‐ Well, I changed
my mind, okay?

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‐ What, now that he
has friends?

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‐ This place is evil.

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‐ He has teachers
that love him.

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‐ His teachers will love
him in public school.

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‐ But what about lacrosse?

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‐ He can play
lacrosse anywhere.

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‐ They just got
into the playoffs.

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‐ It's fine, all right, fine,

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but you deal with all
the birthday stuff.

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‐ What does that have to do
with anything?

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‐ You remember Keeley Shukert's
birthday last weekend?

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‐ The Swifty karaoke?
‐ Mm‐hmm, yeah.

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Well, it turns out that it
wasn't a themed party.

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Taylor Swift
actually showed up.

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‐ Taylor Swift came to
a 14‐year‐old's birthday party?

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‐ Yeah, and she played
the whole "1989" album.

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‐ Did she do
"Out of the Woods?"

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‐ The whole album.
‐ What about "Clean"?

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‐ The whole "1989" album, okay?

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All of it.
Every single song.

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And then she stayed
and ate cake.

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‐ My God.

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‐ Yeah. Yeah.

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So, you know, what's Ben gonna
expect for his birthday?

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Selena Gomez?

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‐ I think she charges
by the song

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or by, like, the hour, or by‐‐

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‐ Who cares?
That's not the point.

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The point is
Ben can't think this is

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what birthday parties are.

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‐ I mean, he can't be a dick.

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‐ No, so we gotta pull him out.

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‐ Right.

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‐ Stat.

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‐ What's faster than stat?

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‐ I don't know.

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Maybe you'll figure it out.

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‐ Hang on.

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‐ Well, you gotta tell him.

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‐ Why me?

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‐ 'Cause I'm eating
the tuition.

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‐ Jesus.

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‐ This sucks.

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‐ Yeah.

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‐ Think they forgot to put
the cinnamon in it.

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I think that's what it is.
Hold on.

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‐ Hey, I fed the kids
fish sticks,

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but I told them
it was mozzarella.

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We should get Kenny to cut
his fingernails.

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‐ Why?
He looks like a wizard.

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‐ Are you going out?

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‐ Yeah, I'm gonna
run some errands.

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‐ Like...

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like errands?

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‐ Why are you whispering?

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‐ It's just your hair
and your makeup,

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and you smell good, you know.

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‐ No, I don't.

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‐ Is this, like, an op?

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‐
Okay, between us‐‐

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‐ Yeah.

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‐ You can't tell.
‐ I won't.

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‐ Swear on Emma's life.

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‐ Can I swear on Kenny's?

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‐ Seriously.
‐ I'm sorry. Yes.

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I won't tell, I promise.

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‐ I'm going to
the grocery store.

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‐

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♪ ♪

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‐ What are you drinking?

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‐ Something strong.

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‐ Nah, come on now.

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So dinner was, uh...

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fun,

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yeah?

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‐ Parts of it.

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‐ Got a problem, though.

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‐ What's that?

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‐ Grandma's pissed
we missed dessert.

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‐ What'd you tell her?

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‐ That you're a fan, too.

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‐ Tell her thank you.

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‐ One more thing though, yeah?

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‐ Never mind,
I'll just write her a note.

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‐ I need a bank.

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‐ Maybe try your
mattress this time.

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‐ Safety deposit box
would be even better.

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‐ Not when your husband's
under house arrest

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for laundering money.

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‐ That's why it can't be you.

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‐ What about the other girls?

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‐ Nah.

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Same kind of heat.

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‐ Okay, who's
it supposed to be?

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‐ It don't matter.

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As long as
they're in mom jeans,

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no one will think twice.

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‐ Why jeans?

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‐ 'Cause a dress
like that draws

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the wrong kind of attention.

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‐ She's not a mom.

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‐ She just needs to get him

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to talk about his money.

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‐ She doesn't look like a mom.

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‐ They record that and boom.

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‐ She doesn't even
walk like a mom.

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‐ Racketeering, tax evasion‐‐

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‐ 'Cause she's not a mom.

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‐ She has a mom.

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‐ No gummy bears before
night‐night, little fella.

266
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,248
Don't run
with scissors, tiger.

267
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,167
Just getting my mom on.

268
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,461
Hmm?

269
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,796
‐ We're so gonna die.

270
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,632
‐ How hard can it be?

271
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:58,384
‐ Literally nothing
gets past this guy.

272
00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,803
‐ So teach me.

273
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,307
‐ How many kids?
‐ Two.

274
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,059
‐ Names.
‐ Tom and Sally.

275
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,894
‐ 'Cause it's 1958.

276
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,480
‐ Bryar and Julian.
‐ Okay.

277
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,023
‐ Bryar with a Y.

278
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,316
‐ How old's Julian?
‐ Um...

279
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,567
‐ Quick!
‐ One and a half.

280
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,069
‐ In months.

281
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,820
‐ Always in months.
‐ What?

282
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,656
‐ Everything under two years
is in months.

283
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,574
‐ Everything over two years
is in years.

284
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,034
‐ Why?
‐ Never ask why.

285
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,827
‐ Why?
‐ Only kids ask why.

286
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:27,288
‐ Let's go again.
Start from the top.

287
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:34,212
♪ ♪

288
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,525
‐ Now it's a mom bag.

289
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:56,609
‐ When's bedtime?
‐ Seven.

290
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,069
Eight.

291
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,405
I go to bed at nine.

292
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,531
‐ It's a trick question.

293
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:02,782
‐ There's no point
in setting one

294
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,451
'cause they'll never listen.

295
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:12,375
♪ ♪

296
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,805
Do you want to live?

297
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,682
‐ It's so gross.

298
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,270
‐ It's 2:15.
What are you late for?

299
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,147
‐ School pickup.
‐ Just pickup.

300
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,566
‐ How many times are we gonna
go around this mountain?

301
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,650
‐ No one says school.

302
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:40,153
‐ Okay, just...

303
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,738
‐ Oh, no, don't give him that.

304
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:42,989
It's too much sugar.

305
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,198
Yeah, the bad kind.
Not the good kind.

306
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,451
You know what? Give him the
sweet potatoes in the fridge.

307
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,453
I puréed them myself.
Don't use the pouch.

308
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,997
I started adding tarragon
to introduce spice.

309
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,373
Sorry I'm late.

310
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,208
Marty doesn't know what
to feed the kids.

311
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,002
‐ Okay, yeah, just do bath time

312
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,754
and then I'll be back
in time for stories, okay?

313
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,256
All right. Love you. Bye.

314
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,425
‐ So?

315
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:03,593
Julian has a temp.

316
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:04,969
102.

317
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,763
And a rash,
which I was freaking out

318
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:07,972
because I thought
it was measles

319
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,932
'cause he just had his MMR,
but no.

320
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,934
Turns out it's roseola,
which Bryar never had,

321
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,352
but she did have
foot and mouth,

322
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,854
so I thought maybe
it was that at first,

323
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,773
but I was wrong.

324
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,775
Poor little monkey.
Hmm.

325
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,359
Anyway, I forgot to write down

326
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,528
what the pharmacist
told me to get.

327
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,614
Where is that pen?

328
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,783
‐ Oh, shoot.

329
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,165
Here it is.

330
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,506
‐ She's ready.

331
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,560
Did you fix it?

332
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,896
‐ It wasn't broken.

333
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,898
‐ Danny said he couldn't
do his book report.

334
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,733
‐ Well, all he had to do was

335
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:03,069
replace the ink cartridge.

336
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,406
‐ What is the Aqua Joy 2000?

337
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:11,202
‐ It's the most powerful
home spa on the market.

338
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,871
‐ Yeah, I know, but why does
it say that we bought it?

339
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,290
‐ Because we did.

340
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,959
And we need it.

341
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,252
‐ You said that
no one needs a hot tub.

342
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,837
‐ That was before
my wife decided to go

343
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,672
all Donnie Brasco on us.

344
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,507
‐ What are you talking about?

345
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,259
This is money
that we don't have.

346
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,344
‐ For starters, it's very loud.

347
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,221
Right, so in case you
and the girls ever need

348
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,764
to get into a conversation

349
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,015
that you don't want other
people to hear‐‐

350
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,433
‐ No one is listening.

351
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,560
‐ How do you know?

352
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,186
‐ Because I'm the informant.

353
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,231
‐ Well, I can't risk it, okay?

354
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,983
‐ You?

355
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,570
‐ Yeah, me.

356
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,697
‐ I'm taking all the risk.

357
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,867
‐ Well, I have
the most to lose.

358
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,539
‐ Well, we don't need this.

359
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,504
‐ I need Nevada.

360
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,605
‐ There she is.

361
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,316
‐ Hey.
‐ Morning, ladies.

362
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,651
‐ Good morning.
‐ I added the chunky necklace.

363
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,153
It's great, right?

364
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,031
‐ No.
‐ It's not. It's bad.

365
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,455
‐ Beep twice if you
can hear me.

366
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,085
Showtime.

367
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,338
‐ Is it in the salt
and pepper shaker?

368
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,964
‐ All of it.

369
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,344
‐ Can he hear when I'm
talking to the condiments?

370
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,512
‐ All of it.

371
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,476
‐ Beep three times
in you can hear me.

372
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,987
Oh, my God. Damn.

373
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,280
‐ Up, ladies.

374
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,281
‐ What?

375
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,659
‐ Can't seat you 'til
your whole party's here.

376
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,827
‐ He's parking.

377
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,748
‐ Actually, I spoke to
the manager yesterday

378
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,458
about reserving this table.

379
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,044
‐ Well, he ain't here today.

380
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,797
‐ We really need this table.

381
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,216
‐ So do those folks.

382
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,719
‐ But there's, like,
150 other tables in here.

383
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,721
‐ This is their favorite.

384
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,060
‐ What if we ordered for him?

385
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,645
‐ Don't count.

386
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,146
‐ Why doesn't that count?

387
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,148
‐ Because we don't
seat tuna melts.

388
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,567
We seat people.

389
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:51,237
‐ Okay, we're not actually
here to have lunch.

390
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,698
‐ Well, what the heck
you doing then?

391
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,953
‐ Ladies.

392
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:07,253
Round of Arnold Palmers.
Thank you.

393
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,838
‐ And you can just leave out
the iced tea

394
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,756
for mine, thanks.

395
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,676
‐ So, lemonade.

396
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,262
‐ This is my friend.

397
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,472
‐ I'm Carolyn with a Y.

398
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,393
‐ So how do you all
know each other?

399
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,770
‐ Pick up.
‐ Garden class.

400
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,397
‐ I mean, well,

401
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,524
I knew her first from school.

402
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:29,859
‐ Yeah, she was
the only other mom

403
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,278
who would rosé all
day with me, so.

404
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,114
‐ And then she did wonders
with my perennials.

405
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,616
‐ Stop.
‐ You did.

406
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,367
‐ You should see what this girl
can do with a topiary.

407
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,286
‐ You'd be like, a‐poosh!

408
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,163
‐ I run a small
landscaping business

409
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,165
when I'm not shlepping
Bryar and Julian

410
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,334
off to play dates,

411
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,544
and Gymboree, and
toddler tunes, and‐‐

412
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,881
‐ And then we've all
been great friends ever since.

413
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,549
‐ Yes.

414
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,428
‐ Cool.

415
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,474
‐ Way cool.

416
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,811
‐ So she's trying
to grow her business,

417
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:09,523
which makes her sort of perfect
for our arrangement.

418
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,448
‐ So what do you want
me to do?

419
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,038
‐ Well, I don't know
about you guys, but um...

420
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,791
I can't talk shop
on an empty stomach.

421
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,085
‐ Oh.

422
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,009
‐ Y'all ready?

423
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,678
‐ Ready if you guys are.

424
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,096
‐ Sure.
‐ Yep.

425
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,514
‐ Okay.
‐ I could be ready.

426
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,473
Let me just‐‐

427
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,685
‐ I'll do a BLT,
bacon extra crispy, please.

428
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,269
‐ White or wheat?

429
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,521
‐ Surprise me.

430
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,856
‐ I'll just take a Cobb salad.

431
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,693
In fact, do you guys all just
want Cobb salads?

432
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,528
‐ Mm, yummy.
‐ Yeah, that's delicious.

433
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,780
‐ Read my mind.
‐ Love Cobb.

434
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,615
‐ Thank you.

435
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,621
‐ So...

436
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,373
what do you wanna
just have her

437
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:10,167
stash a bunch of cash...

438
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,211
‐ Oh, uh, miss.

439
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,714
Could you wrap all that
up to‐go for us?

440
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,424
Thank you.

441
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,720
‐ Where are we going?

442
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,472
‐ To her house.

443
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,395
‐ Why?

444
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:33,023
‐ You know, you never know
who's listening around here.

445
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,359
‐ Well, we could go
to my house.

446
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,986
‐ Way closer.
‐ It's like, right‐‐

447
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,529
‐ Yeah.
‐ It's good.

448
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,864
‐ Nah.

449
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,870
I want to see her place.

450
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,604
‐ How much further?

451
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,731
‐ Uh, just ahead.

452
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,775
‐ And then?

453
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,276
‐ Just a few blocks.

454
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,295
‐ Hey, why don't
we just talk in here?

455
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,422
‐ Yeah, I mean,

456
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,216
it's just us.

457
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,467
‐ Super private.

458
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,928
‐ We close?

459
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,349
‐ We're here.

460
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,442
They're in here somewhere.

461
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,408
‐ Could just knock.

462
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,452
‐ My husband's sleeping.

463
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:09,995
‐ At noon?

464
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,667
‐ Yeah, he's not feeling well.

465
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,002
Yeah, he got it from the kids.

466
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,088
‐ Yeah, went through
the whole soccer team.

467
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,425
‐ Must've left them inside.

468
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,511
‐ Ah, that's a shame.

469
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:27,596
‐ Why don't we go to the park?

470
00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:28,931
‐ Dine El Fresco?
‐ Oh, yeah.

471
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,267
‐ Yeah, they have those,
you know, picnic tables.

472
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,820
‐ He's up.

473
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:52,037
‐ Ah, again?

474
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,414
‐ I know. Sorry, babe.

475
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:54,915
‐ You're gonna have to
put them on one of those

476
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:57,376
big wooden sticks,
like at Starbucks.

477
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,058
‐ So when did you move?

478
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,060
‐ Recently, yeah.
‐ Oh.

479
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,187
Ruby didn't mention it
at the recital.

480
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,898
‐ No, well yes,
it's real recent.

481
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:19,982
‐ Oh?
‐ Mm‐hmm.

482
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,901
‐ Where is she anyway?

483
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,528
‐ Oh, she's on her way.
Try some cheese.

484
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,071
It's real good.

485
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:27,823
Can I get you a refill?

486
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,243
‐ How'd you guys get
the wholesale hookup?

487
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,245
‐ Uh,

488
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,789
he would be upset
if I told you.

489
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:38,918
‐ You know Louis Vuitton?

490
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,544
‐ Try some cheese.

491
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,212
Mm‐hmm.
‐ Hmm.

492
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:46,383
‐ Some more?
‐ Is that real?

493
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,848
‐ The ten point buck.

494
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,433
‐ Oh, my God.

495
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:57,102
‐ He never felt a thing.

496
00:23:57,102 --> 00:24:00,272
‐ Ruby offered to volunteer
at my animal rescue.

497
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,861
‐ Yeah, poor guy.

498
00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:08,238
He got hit by a gravel truck
on I‐75.

499
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,449
‐ Oh, my God.
‐ Yeah, yeah.

500
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,409
We thought this was
the best way to

501
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,578
kind of honor his life.

502
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:15,579
Yeah.

503
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:16,830
‐ What about the other ones?

504
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,999
‐ I'm sorry?

505
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,426
Truck killed
the whole damn family.

506
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,971
‐  Oh.

507
00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:37,142
‐ Try some cheese.

508
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,995
‐ Sorry, I didn't
expect company.

509
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,209
‐ You got a glass?

510
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,880
‐ Next to the fridge.

511
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:10,217
‐ Right or left?

512
00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:13,887
‐ Right.

513
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,185
I mean, um, I meant my right.

514
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,812
Not yours.
That's‐‐

515
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,815
‐ Hmm.

516
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:34,908
♪ ♪

517
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:40,706
So how does this work?

518
00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:42,583
‐ I'll bring you a duffel.

519
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:45,544
You keep what's inside
till I need it.

520
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,671
‐ What do I get?

521
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,506
‐ Holding fee.

522
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,217
‐ Sounds fair.

523
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,553
‐ I'mma need a key
to the box, too.

524
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:56,055
‐ Okay.

525
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,681
‐ Tomorrow.

526
00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,516
Noon. Your bank.

527
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,393
Send all the details.

528
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,687
I wouldn't drink that,
by the way.

529
00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:05,230
‐ Why not?

530
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,524
‐ It expired a week ago.

531
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,696
‐ That's it.

532
00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:14,073
It's over.

533
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:16,575
‐ We got him, right?

534
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:19,578
‐ No, he got us.

535
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,622
‐ He just laid it all out.

536
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:23,248
‐ That was practically
a confession.

537
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,750
‐ I found this place
ten minutes

538
00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:25,876
before you guys got here.

539
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:26,919
‐ You didn't have
time to wire it?

540
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,712
‐ I barely had time
to text you.

541
00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:31,715
‐
Oh, God.

542
00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:33,550
‐ So it's not over.

543
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:34,885
‐ Excuse me.

544
00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:36,386
‐ Is it safe?

545
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:40,265
‐ Oh, yes, I am so
sorry about that.

546
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:43,602
Everyone, meet Irene and Phil.

547
00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:45,729
Your country thanks you
for your service.

548
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,274
You have a very lovely home.

549
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,151
My aunt in Nantucket‐‐

550
00:26:57,074 --> 00:27:01,286
‐ Dang,
it's archway after archway.

551
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,122
Are you kidding me?

552
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:05,249
It's like the damn Taj Mahal

553
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,417
if it had two ovens.

554
00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:12,214
Turkey in one,
mac and cheese in the other.

555
00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:15,092
Change the whole
Thanksgiving game.

556
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:19,805
How'd we do?

557
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:21,974
‐ You mean how did I do?

558
00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:25,185
‐ I had a situation.

559
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,731
‐ Do you know how hard it is

560
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:31,275
to pretend you're
someone you're not?

561
00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:34,236
‐ Every day.

562
00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:36,989
‐ Yeah, well, I'm not
used to having two ovens

563
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,824
two sinks, two dishwashers‐‐

564
00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,325
‐ They got two dishwashers?

565
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:41,785
‐ Two fridges, too.

566
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:43,662
‐ Dang.

567
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,956
‐ Your pal, Michelle,

568
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:48,959
she was asking me who our
interior designer was.

569
00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,169
‐ What did you say?

570
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,130
‐ Jovann.

571
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:55,173
‐ Who the hell's that?

572
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:57,676
‐ That cologne you
gave me for Christmas.

573
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:58,844
You threw me to the wolves.

574
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:00,679
‐ It was a situation.

575
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,097
‐ So, what,
yours is worse than mine?

576
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:03,348
‐ The life and death kind.

577
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:06,226
‐ Or is it because
she always comes first?

578
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:14,359
‐ Well, it looks like you
did just fine on your own.

579
00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:16,528
‐ Well, I'm short.

580
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:17,821
‐ How?

581
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,284
‐ Didn't sell enough.
Priced them too high.

582
00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:23,869
‐ Well,

583
00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:26,747
we'll have another party.

584
00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:28,916
‐ Well, then what am
I supposed to tell Gene?

585
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:31,043
‐ That it's coming.

586
00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:33,921
‐ Well, and that might
put me in a situation.

587
00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:37,257
Life and death kind.

588
00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:47,059
‐ Is that caribou?

589
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:49,853
‐ Two of everything.

590
00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:59,029
‐ Hey. Soft serve.

591
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,742
‐ So not fair.

592
00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:05,410
‐ Well, pardonnez moi,

593
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:08,205
we are out of foie gras.

594
00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:10,290
‐ It's about school.

595
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,291
‐ Oh, you know,
it's funny.

596
00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:13,418
I actually wanted to
talk to you about that.

597
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,420
Um...

598
00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:18,256
‐ Dad won't let me go to D. C.

599
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,216
‐ Why?

600
00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:20,926
‐ He says you don't
actually learn anything.

601
00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:22,427
It's just a giant party.

602
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,428
‐ Well, duh, yeah.

603
00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:25,097
That's, like,
why field trips were invented.

604
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,431
‐ I will literally
be the only one

605
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:27,933
in my grade not going.

606
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,059
‐ Okay, and?

607
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,728
‐ And I want to be
with my friends.

608
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,188
‐ Well, maybe

609
00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:34,439
this is a chance to, like,

610
00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:35,649
make some new friends.

611
00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:38,110
‐ What are you talking about?
‐ Just take a breath, okay?

612
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:41,405
Have some pâté d'Annie
‐ Mom, tell me.

613
00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:50,914
‐ I will talk to your dad

614
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:52,916
about D. C.

615
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,960
‐ Really?

616
00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:56,461
‐ I mean, it's D. C.

617
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:59,423
We can't be letting down
our founding fathers, can we?

618
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,925
‐ It's kind of your
constitutional duty.

619
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,927
‐ Mm.

620
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,143
‐ Mm.
‐ Mm.

621
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:12,644
Mm.

622
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:13,812
Sick nails.

623
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:14,813
Nancy did 'em.

624
00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:16,732
‐ You mean her fancy person.

625
00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:18,984
‐ She doesn't come any more.

626
00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:21,486
‐ What, she's slumming it
at the salon?

627
00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:23,947
‐ She's doing it herself.

628
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,325
‐ You mean like at home?

629
00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:29,494
‐ Bought me cosmic blue
on Amazon.

630
00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:35,208
‐ Why does the cheap stuff
always taste the best?

631
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,501
‐ They're having
money problems.

632
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,753
‐ Shh.

633
00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:38,837
The kids.

634
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,172
‐ She's doing her own nails,

635
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:41,840
hasn't been to
Whole Foods in months,

636
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,508
and she's picking up
her own takeout.

637
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,010
‐ Who?

638
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:47,512
‐ The Duchess of Winchester.

639
00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:49,014
‐ Who's that?

640
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:50,515
‐ Nancy, Gregg, hello?

641
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,184
Otherwise,
why would I be so excited?

642
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,685
‐ Wow, imagine how
excited you're gonna be

643
00:30:53,727 --> 00:30:56,521
when you drive by
their tent under the freeway.

644
00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:58,565
‐ Ugh, amen to that.

645
00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:05,113
‐ Um, how are you all doing?

646
00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:06,990
You know, moneywise.

647
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,367
‐ Well, I'm not in a tent.

648
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:10,994
‐ Yet.

649
00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:16,124
‐ Can you spare any this month?

650
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:20,879
‐ What's going on?

651
00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:23,048
‐ I got some extra bills.

652
00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:25,300
‐ How much?

653
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,887
‐ Six grand.
‐ Jesus!

654
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,515
‐ What did you buy?
‐ Another jazzy?

655
00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:37,312
‐ We're hustling
these janky‐ass purses

656
00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:39,564
for Stan's boss,
and I'm short.

657
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:41,358
Okay?

658
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:47,405
What?

659
00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:50,200
‐ How many scams
are you running?

660
00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:53,161
‐ Why does it matter?

661
00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:56,039
‐ Because it's kind of weird
that you didn't tell us.

662
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,624
‐ It doesn't involve you.

663
00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,417
‐ It kind of does

664
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:01,253
if you're doing
something sketch.

665
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,588
‐ We do sketch stuff every day.

666
00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:05,423
‐ Yeah, because that's
part of our deal.

667
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:06,758
‐ We do so much sketch stuff,
I don't even know

668
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,426
what's sketch anymore.
‐ Which we won't have

669
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:10,428
if they find out that
you're doing something sketch.

670
00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:13,598
‐ She does kind of
have a point.

671
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,603
‐ I mean, excuse me,
but what about your sex tape?

672
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,105
‐ Not the same.

673
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:21,606
‐ It's exactly the same.

674
00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:22,691
‐ I did that to protect us.

675
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,442
‐ 'Cause the rules
don't ever apply when it's you.

676
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:27,112
‐ You think I wanted
to do that?

677
00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:30,532
‐ Way to take a finger
for the team.

678
00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:32,534
‐ You know, I can kind of see
it from that perspective.

679
00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:35,245
‐ Would you please
take a side already!

680
00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:50,802
So what happens
if you don't get it.

681
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:53,805
‐ That'd be bad.

682
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,640
‐ How bad?

683
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,269
‐ Like, gang friend level.

684
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:20,207
‐ You're really
gonna do this, huh?

685
00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:22,667
‐ What do you mean?

686
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:26,171
‐ Noticed how things are
different now, that's all.

687
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:32,135
‐ If Carolyn makes you f‐‐

688
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,431
I know she can be a lot,
so I've got other friends‐‐

689
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:39,142
‐ Is she FBI or Secret Service?

690
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,357
‐ She's a mom

691
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,025
in my gardening group.

692
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,319
‐ Found the wire.

693
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,367
Behind "Pelican Brief."

694
00:33:57,494 --> 00:33:59,871
Don't.

695
00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:02,249
Don't do that.

696
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,590
Open the glove.

697
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,102
Hand it to me.

698
00:34:55,302 --> 00:35:00,098
♪ ♪

699
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,350
‐ ♪ If ♪

700
00:35:02,392 --> 00:35:06,771
♪ I had my life ♪

701
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:10,275
♪ To live over ♪

702
00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:13,778
♪ Again ♪

703
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:16,448
♪ I ♪

704
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:20,785
♪ Would truly take you ♪

705
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:24,331
♪ For my love ♪

706
00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:27,334
♪ Again ♪

707
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:30,587
♪ Oh how I'd love you ♪

708
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:34,132
♪ Over and over ♪

709
00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:37,552
♪ Over and over ♪

710
00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:40,555
♪ Over again ♪

711
00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:44,142
♪ Yes I would love you ♪

712
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:47,812
♪ Over and over ♪

713
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:51,316
♪ Over and over ♪

714
00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,860
♪ Over again ♪

715
00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:58,281
♪ One lifetime ♪

716
00:35:58,323 --> 00:36:01,743
♪ Isn't long enough ♪

717
00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:05,330
♪ To be ♪

718
00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:08,625
♪ With you ♪

719
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:11,628
♪ I need more time ♪

720
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:15,340
♪ To give this love of mine ♪

721
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:18,343
♪ That I have ♪

722
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:21,596
♪ For you ♪

723
00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:25,183
♪ And then I would love you ♪

724
00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:28,520
♪ Over and over ♪

725
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:32,023
♪ Over and over ♪

726
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:34,859
♪ Over again ♪

727
00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:38,613
♪ Yes I would love you ♪

728
00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:42,200
♪ Over and over ♪

729
00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:46,204
♪ Over and over ♪

730
00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:52,711
♪ Yes over again ♪

731
00:36:58,091 --> 00:37:01,886
♪ Over and over ♪

732
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:05,640
♪ Over again ♪

733
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,564
‐ You blew it, Carolyn.

734
00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:26,745
‐ And so now whenever
I plug my phone in,

735
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:29,622
it's "I'll Make Love To You."

736
00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:31,958
‐ Boyz II Men.

737
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,376
‐ Yeah, I played
the damn thing one time

738
00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:35,754
for this bitch who can't
get going without it

739
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:38,089
and now it's all I hear.

740
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:41,760
‐ Had that happen with
"Mambo No. 5."

741
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,262
‐ Yeah, you stuck
with it forever.

742
00:37:44,304 --> 00:37:46,306
‐ Song herpes, am I right?

743
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,434
‐ How we do?

744
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,352
‐ Well,

745
00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:53,688
I hate to say it,

746
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:58,234
but I'm afraid you crushed it.

747
00:37:58,276 --> 00:37:59,444
‐ Good.

748
00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:00,945
‐ It wasn't easy.

749
00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,615
‐ Should make you guys
partners in the club, too.

750
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,451
‐ Hey, that would be awesome.

751
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:07,786
‐ I said I should,

752
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,412
not that I would.

753
00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:10,830
But what I am gonna do...

754
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,165
‐ Appreciate it.

755
00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:13,291
‐ ...is invest it

756
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,919
back into the company.

757
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,046
‐ What company?

758
00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:20,965
‐ Our fake handbag company.

759
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:22,467
‐ We'd just rather
take our cut.

760
00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:24,552
‐ It's gonna be big, though.

761
00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:26,721
‐ Yeah, we're all set.

762
00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:27,764
‐ Like Apple or...

763
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,474
‐ Our loss.

764
00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:30,809
‐ Facebook.

765
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,477
‐ Hey, that's all you, man.

766
00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:33,770
‐ You sure?

767
00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,271
‐ Yeah.

768
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,816
Real sure.

769
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,944
‐ So you don't want to
be the next Google?

770
00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:43,279
‐ We'll take our chances.

771
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:45,824
‐ You know what?

772
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:48,618
I care about you guys too much

773
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:50,912
to let you do that.

774
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,835
‐ I mean, we don't have any
real investments.

775
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:58,253
‐ That fool's going down.

776
00:38:58,294 --> 00:38:59,838
‐ Yeah, right.

777
00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:10,431
‐ Oh, no.

778
00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:11,432
‐ Sit down.

779
00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:13,810
‐ Mugs, huh?

780
00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:18,022
‐ You loved that eighth grade
field trip to D. C.

781
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:19,858
You had that insane hookup

782
00:39:19,899 --> 00:39:21,192
with Melissa Thomas
at the Smithsonian.

783
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,194
‐ Yeah, right by Lincoln's hat.

784
00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:26,489
‐

785
00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:28,992
‐ There's only one reason
why you wouldn't let him go.

786
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:34,914
‐ Is this drip?

787
00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:37,083
‐ Get used to it.

788
00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:45,300
‐ Nancy tried to grow
the business too fast.

789
00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:47,635
‐ What's the damage?

790
00:39:47,677 --> 00:39:50,054
‐ We're totaled.

791
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:53,725
‐ Want some cream?
It's free.

792
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:57,896
‐ What about school?

793
00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:03,067
‐ It'd be nice if he could
finish out the school year.

794
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,737
‐ He loves his dick friends.

795
00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:07,906
‐ And those dick parents.

796
00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,074
‐ Maybe,

797
00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:12,493
maybe I can try to
help with the tuition.

798
00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:14,162
‐ It's not cheap.

799
00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:16,247
‐ Really?
'Cause I thought a school

800
00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:19,042
named after a saint
would be free to all.

801
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,586
‐ You make minimum wage.

802
00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:24,380
‐ It's more than you now.

803
00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:29,052
‐ I am never going to
live this down.

804
00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,596
‐ No you are not.
I am just getting started.

805
00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:33,389
‐

806
00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:50,406
‐ Bad day?

807
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:54,911
Wanna turn it around?

808
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,128
Hop in.

809
00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:06,881
Tell me all about your bad day.

810
00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:08,967
'Cause they...

811
00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:13,888
won't hear a thing.

812
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,936
Come on!

813
00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:25,817
Yes, ma'am
Oh!

814
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,823
Ah.

815
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:34,117
So what happened?

816
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,495
‐ It's complicated.

817
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:47,463
♪ ♪

818
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,803
I didn't have a choice.

819
00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:55,888
‐ You got one now.

820
00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,183
The way I see it, you got
the angel on one shoulder

821
00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:01,144
and the devil on the other.

822
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:07,358
‐ Damned either way.

823
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:14,866
‐ So what's it gonna be?

824
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:20,767
♪ ♪